Dogfish Rising

There's a dog loose in the wood 

Dogfish rising, 
It's good for gnawing, 
Right wing interlude, 
In the 1990s 
Thats got a nice groove to it there. 

I saw a human hand, 
Windmills like two, 
Something at my left, 
Screaming to fulfill 
(Big scary muscles) 
Post sniff scrunchies 
What the fuck? 

Dogfish rising 
Burn them for their nipples 
Another rubber Rolex 
So skinny I knows 
Who wrote these fucking lyrics? 

Battery-powered power tool 
Black & Decker dildos 
Fully-covered pockets 
Pop it with... ohhh... 
God spoke to me! 

Dogfish rising 
Blistering cabbage 
Poor fish-dog-thing 
Poor thing crawls 
Why take free lotion? 

Back off fuck-head! 
Redneck percussion 

Dogfish rising 
Cum are hard 
Pinpoint penis blood 
Quarter-inch off fat 
What are you laughing at? 

(Incomprehensible) 

Fuck it! 
That dogfish is dead 
I'm getting out of here guys 
See you later 
Have a good life 
Don't even bother trying to watch this 
It pours the lotion on the skin 
It pours the lotion on the skin 
THE GODDAMN LOTION! 
Yes, Mr. Burns? 
Crusty, fuzzy nuts 
Bye!